FYI -- 2019 accidentally shipped prematurely and contains a LOT of bugs. these will be patched once the devs return from vacation.
here are just some known bugs:
🐞 all cheese currently tastes like the color red.
🐞 incorrectly loading textures has turned your favorite top into a stained Big Dog t-shirt.
🐞 baseball even more boring.
🐞 cap removed on horniness value, meaning you can get so incredibly hornt it crashes the local server.
🐞 dogs now capable of speech (maybe not a bug?).
~ new year's resolution ideas ~
- be kinder to yourself
- write me into your will
- rob more banks than you did last year
- get unbanned from CVS
- rip out a man's still beating heart
- allow yourself to fall in love
- donate all your blood
- eat more fruits and veggies
- become an incel
- start an under the table lawn care business
- come back to life
Because domains are cheap and people are bastards.