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How about this:

- This account for general stuff and whatever shitposting
- @jemus42 for tech stuff and CYBRE shitposting
- @jemus42 for , academic stuff and probably not shitposting

Kewl? kewl.

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If you want to see if you can guess a song's genre by its title, you can play this little game here: shiny.tadaa-data.de/genre_game

The primary reason I'm accepting my place on hell without hesitation is that I'm pretty sure I'm going to get Burger King's chili cheese nuggets there. They're worth it imo.

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Es ist keine Sturm-und-Drang Liebe, sondern eher eine postmoderne realitätskongruente Zuneigungssituation.

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Bi m/f couple looking for a third. He's hung, she's fit, you're an incorporeal demon. NSA

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Follow @​jemus43 if you want to build their timelines, so of course it is.

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Another genderless insult you can use in a rap battle Show more

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Another genderless insult you can use in a rap battle Show more

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horse fingers (extremely cursed) Show more

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FYI -- 2019 accidentally shipped prematurely and contains a LOT of bugs. these will be patched once the devs return from vacation.

here are just some known bugs:

🐞 all cheese currently tastes like the color red.

🐞 incorrectly loading textures has turned your favorite top into a stained Big Dog t-shirt.

🐞 baseball even more boring.

🐞 cap removed on horniness value, meaning you can get so incredibly hornt it crashes the local server.

🐞 dogs now capable of speech (maybe not a bug?).

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~ new year's resolution ideas ~

- be kinder to yourself
- write me into your will
- rob more banks than you did last year
- get unbanned from CVS
- rip out a man's still beating heart
- allow yourself to fall in love
- donate all your blood
- eat more fruits and veggies
- become an incel
- start an under the table lawn care business
- die
- come back to life

People dual wielding beer bottles like the real heros

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Shout out to all the librarians. Oh shit sorry.

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OK just got my penis unstuck from inside the cogs of 2018!! now, time to gentle pull it out of the year.... oh FUCK tekashi69 just stepped onto my bellend, telling me to let my nuts hang!

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have been observing that Arch Linux isn’t y2k19 compliant

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