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Big tiddy mona lisa maybe?

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Are custom-emojified toots copypastable correctly?

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How about this:

- This account for general stuff and whatever shitposting
- @jemus42 for tech stuff and CYBRE shitposting
- @jemus42 for , academic stuff and probably not shitposting

Kewl? kewl.

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I should mention that this person also does this at 4am in the night. And the sound comes from across the street from me, which means I don't even want to know how pissed of their direct neighbors must be.

The annoying asshole that thinks it's a good idea to constantly blast loud music through the whole neighborhood also seems to think it's fun to scratch on the the volume controls to create even more annoying volume oscillations. If you're going to be an asshole to the whole street, at least keep the volume constant you god damn waste of a skin sack.

I forgot to go to bed again and I already did that last night getting like 4 hours of sleep after also forgetting that the night before not really getting any sleep. I have th rough suspicion this is going to catch up to me soon. At least in the "being awake at times where I can go grocery shopping to not starve"-department, which is kind of a biggie.

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#EMERGENCY - foster place needed for Missy (23kg, 3y, fixed, rescue) TODAY Oct 6, good w dogs but not cats, good w people, not used to city life yet, in/around Berlin, sb with some experience.
Details via PM, THANKS!

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#NOTFALL - HEUTE Pflegeplatz gesucht für Missy (24kg, 3J., kastriert, Rettungshund), in/um Berlin, sie is ok mit Hunden aber nicht Katzen, Stadtleben kennt sie noch nicht. Ideal wäre jd mit Erfahrung.
Details per DM, DANKE!

#pleaseshare #emergency #Notfall #Berlin #mastodogs <3

I think there was alcohol in my alcohol.

Oh glob it's bright outside thefuck is this shit

Oh glob it's late and I'm still out send help

In case you missed it, this is also my "out drinking" account. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, I happen to have an emotion or two. It's weird.

How does human interaction work again? Asking for a friend who's out drinking and not me.

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* Pinned toots are now shown on user timelines.
* Profile metadata is also shown in the user profile.
* Finally, user profiles are now no longer abbreviated.
* Bug fixes for some of the view transitions and timeline positions jumping around when navigating around.
* Super bouns: Once Mastodon 2.6.0 is out, and your instance has updated, you will be able to read timelines both forwards and backwards in time! The “Load more” cell will show you which way it is intending to load toots.

Extra noch neues Semesterticket dingsen und dann Bus verpassen und laufen müssen wie so'n Arschloch.

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So uh… there might be a memory issue with the most recent resilio sync. Idunno. Just a hunch.

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